Why Rahul Gandhi is so Dumb

Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi was caught copying a condolence message while writing in the Visitor’s Book at Nepal Embassy. Gandhi scion visited the embassy to express solidarity to the people of Nepal who have lost their lives in the massive earthquake.
 

 Rahul Gandhi is young (supposedly) by his age. Never mind he is 44+ and still hasn't achieved anything substantial yet.


But this is not the first time that Rahul Gandhi proves that he is dumb.

Here are few of his statements in public meetings and interviews which shows his intellect:
1.    10 out of 7 youths in Punjab are hooked on to drugs.
2.    A Dalit needs Jupiter's escape velocity to achieve success.
3.    This morning…I got up at night.
4.    India is the Saudi Arabia of 21st centur.
5.    All the public systems – administration, justice, education and political are designed to keep people with knowledge out. Such a system promotes mediocrity.
6.    Politics is everywhere, it's in your shirt, it's in your pants.
7.    Gujarat is bigger than United Kingdom.
8.    India is bigger than Europe and United States put together.
9.    Let me ask YOU the same question, how would YOU do it?
10.    Doing Yoga in New York, dancing around....that's Indian power.
11.    How many of you are getting your mail dropped from airplanes in the sky? It has been a long time since I got that.
12.    China is referred to as the 'dragon' and India as an 'elephant'. But we are not an elephant, we are a  'beehive'
13.    Hindustan ek soch hai. Hindustan ek jagah hai….magar Hindustan ek soch hai.
14.    In Gujarat, two out of every one kid is malnourished.
15.    Bundelkhand ko America se jodenge.
16.    Modi doesn’t know every person in Bihar has a radar.
17.    What did they do with women? Bhrashtachar kiya…oh sorry..balatkaar kiya.
18.    Gujarat ko doodh diya hai, mahila ne dudh diya hai.
19.    Agar aap mahila karyakartaon se baat kartein hain to pehli baar ve kehti hain ki ‘maza aaya’. Main ye jo maza hai har karyakarta ko dena chahta hoon.
20.    Agar desh ko badlna hai, toh pahle Gujarat ko badlo…...maine galti se Gujarat bol diya Bihar ki bajaye.
21.    Stop asking your politicians how they're gonna do it, and start asking yourself how you're gonna do it.
22.    It is difficult to stop every terrorist attack, we can only stop 99% of them.
23.    India is a computer, Congress is its default program.



This is how Rahul is described by Indians today.
1.    Social Media calls him a Pappu – and it is not for no reason.
2.    Ram Jethmalani frowned at him as a Disaster
3.    Subramanian Swamy “praises” him as a Buddhu .
4.    VS Achuthanandnan laughed at him as an Amul Baby.

And so, Rahul Baba behaves as a black sheep. His slips of tongue and enthusiastic jibberings just make us go ROFL.